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October 23 2017

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How much must Luke Skywalker be freaking out right now?






Can you imagine?

You are moping on your island of self-imposed exile, and then this girl shows up.

  • She’s flying your best friend’s ship. The ship that Han thought he lost for ever. The ship that was stolen and passed through so many hands that he was sure he’d never see it again. The same ship that took you away from home for the first time.
  • She’s accompanied by your personal droid. The droid you left behind and abandoned. The droid that C-3PO was sure would never be the same again.
  • She holds out her hand and she’s holding your father’s light saber. The sword you were sure was lost forever. The light saber that you dropped down a bottomless air shaft on a gas giant thirty years ago. The light saber you knew you would never see again.
  • You look up and you see her eyes. Maz Kanata says that if you live long enough, you see the same eyes looking out of different faces. The girl’s face is different, but those eyes are the same. You know those eyes. They’re the eyes you thought you’d never see again.

And that’s when you know it.

You’re screwed.

They say sometimes the Force works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, the Force will send you little signs. Subtle clues.

Other times, the Force will just beat you repeatedly over the head with a gigantic neon sign that says: “You can’t run away from your past anymore, Luke. I won’t let you. Look, here is your past come back to haunt you. Now deal with it.

You have no idea how much I adore this post with my whole being

I like the idea of the Force sending Luke little signs over the years that it’s time to return to his loved ones, gently increasing in intensity as he ignores them, until it finally gets fed up and shoves the events of Episode 7 into motion, finishing with a flourish of HERE’S YOUR NEW APPRENTICE, SPACE HOBO.

space hobo

s p a c e

h o b o

October 22 2017

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I am the only person you have ever met, or ever will meet, who is officially licensed to kick the Doctor’s arse. I will happily do the same to you, in the event that you do not align yourself with any instructions I have issued, which I personally judge to be in the best interests of your safety and survival.

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Why do you have to be so human?

October 21 2017

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For @evanora23, a first attempt at Thirteen and River, having dinner dessert. There is no way the Doctor has the patience to sit through a full meal, so their dinner date consists of hot chocolate and crêpes.

I hope you like it despite the mess!

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Happy birthday, Carrie Fisher! Rest in peace knowing you’ve inspired and will continue to inspire generation after generation of little Leias!

October 19 2017

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Modern Era Doctor Who

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October 16 2017

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a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

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You know, you act like such a lonely man. But look at you.

You’ve got the biggest family on Earth!

October 14 2017

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The Captain’s agog

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Leia Organa - A Leader Named Leia, Illustration by Brian Rood

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You might want to find something to hang onto.

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October 13 2017

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(Also I was so confused for a while because the OP totally missed a number in the thread but the story is so precious I forgive them)

This is adorable and hilarious!

Okay, so I found out more about this story/tale.

First, it is originally an Armenian folktale called “Clever Anaeet”. But I haven’t found more information unfortunately about the original story.

There is a version of it though in “The Fabrics of Fairytales” by Tanya Batt. It is actually a collection of various fairytales and is relatively short (80 pages according to Goodreads).

However, I think this post is referring to the picture-book adaption of the same story,
“A Weave Of Words” by Robert D. San Souci.

I hope this helps anyone who wants to read it for themselves or look into this further.

@rejectedprincesses don’t you have an entry about this woman in your book or on your website? I feel like I read it somewhere…

Yep, right here! It’s based off an Armenian fairytale called Anahit, collected in 1881 by  Ghazaros Aghayan.

This Twitter thread has been going around and I’ve been tagged a couple times – I suspect I need to do tweetstorms like this for RP entries, instead of just a couple pics and a link to the entry.

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So if tonight is the last night that we have…

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We’ve moved again. We have. It was night. Yep. Now it’s day.

October 12 2017

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Inferior Se Checklist


Check below if you’ve done any of the following:

  • Walked into a wall
  • Walked into furniture
  • Walked into other people
  • Walked into all of the above in the same day
  • Almost gotten hit by a car
  • Actually gotten hit by a car
  • Gotten hit by multiple vehicles on multiple occasions
  • Tripped while going down the stairs
  • Tripped while going UP the stairs
  • Tripped standing still on an escalator because fuck logic
  • Gotten hit in the head with a ball/frisbee/other sports thingy
  • Said “Yeah” to something a friend told you without actually listening to what they said
  • Blurted out “What?” about ten seconds after a person first asked you a question
  • Still said “What?” after they ask you the same question a second time
  • Locked your keys in your car
  • Locked your keys in your house
  • Straight-up lost your keys somewhere in the void
  • Thought you lost your keys and destroyed your house looking for them only to discover they were buried in your right pocket the entire fucking time
  • Lost one or more forms of identification
  • Had to spend money to replace lost forms of identification
  • Hidden something important from yourself and then forgotten where the hiding spot was
  • Found something important in one of those hiding spots months later
  • Done something incredibly impulsive and then spent the next month hating yourself for it
  • Done something incredibly impulsive and it actually turned out to be a good decision
  • Walked into a wall right after obtaining that realization
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